Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Poochie Lip Disease

King Ahab went a-walking in royal garments grand and saw a lovely vinyard while gazing o’er his land. He said, “I’ve got to have it, I always get my way!” But when he could not get it he pouted all the day.

The poochie lip will get you if you don’t watch out. The poochie lip will get you if you start to pout. So take this little tip, please control that lower lip, and chase away the poochie lip disease.

The king went to his bedroom; he looked so sad and blue. He slammed the door behind him and loudly cried, “Boo-hoo!” He said, “Nobody loves me” and fell down on his bed, “If I can’t have the vineyard I won’t eat any bread.”

The poochie lip will get you if you don’t watch out. The poochie lip will get you if you start to pout. So take this little tip, please control that lower lip, and chase away the poochie lip disease.

Now if you are a begger or if you are a king, I’m sure you will discover No man has everything. Whenever you’re unhappy, recall this little tip- remember silly Ahab, and don’t stick out that lip.

The poochie lip will get you if you don’t watch out. The poochie lip will get you if you start to pout. So take this little tip, please control that lower lip, and chase away the poochie lip disease.
(Words and music by Ron Hamilton)

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