Monday, May 18, 2009

Funny things to do...

I know after yesterdays post, I wanted to post something to make you laugh. I was reading this on someone elses profile, and I was rolling with laughter. I hope you enjoy it!


-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
-Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice..
-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
-Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
-In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
-Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
-Dont use any punctuation
-As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
-Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
-Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
-Sing along at the opera.
-Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?
-Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
-Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood..
-When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
-When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
-Tell your children over dinner."Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

5 comments:

Leah said...

These are hilarious!! Oh my word! :P These are my favorite ones. I would probably do these. :)

-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

-In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

-Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

-When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

-Tell your children over dinner."Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Jason A. Hunsicker said...

These remind me off something my sister and I used to do. We used to sit in our family car when we were at the store, and we had this puppet racoon, and my sister stuck it out the window and said "Hello" with it to people who walked by. We were actually older when we did this too, I think like 15 and 18. It was so much fun!

Katie said...

Haha, I did the diet water one. At Sonic too...the poor girl was so serious when she said "I'm sorry, but we don't have that ma'am." It was really hard to finish ordering after that. :)

Ana said...

Ah-ha. You're the one Leah got these from. :) When we were out working in the garden the other night she was telling us some of them. :) Very funny.

Jason A. Hunsicker said...

Katie: Wow, I don't think I could be serious about that. I would probably burst out laughing before I even finished getting words out. That's great...!

Ana: I know, I was laughing so hard after I read these, I had to post them on my blog!