I know after yesterdays post, I wanted to post something to make you laugh. I was reading this on someone elses profile, and I was rolling with laughter. I hope you enjoy it!
-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
-Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice..
-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
-Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
-In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
-Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
-Dont use any punctuation
-As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
-Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
-Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
-Sing along at the opera.
-Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?
-Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
-Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood..
-When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
-When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
-Tell your children over dinner."Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
-Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice..
-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
-Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
-In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
-Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
-Dont use any punctuation
-As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
-Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
-Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
-Sing along at the opera.
-Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?
-Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
-Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood..
-When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
-When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
-Tell your children over dinner."Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
-In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
-Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
-When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"
-Tell your children over dinner."Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
Ana: I know, I was laughing so hard after I read these, I had to post them on my blog!